Not My Problem

Two towns. One dead eccentric. Zero accountability.

LVL 1
SCORE 0
TIME 60
BRIBES 3
BEST 0

Not My Problem

Bartholomew Finch, beloved town eccentric, has died.
Neither town wants to pay for the funeral.

You're a municipal worker with a wheelbarrow and a flexible conscience. Push him across the border to the DUMP HERE plaza without getting spotted. Then the other town wants him gone too...

Move: WASD / Arrows / touch pad   Pause: P   Mute: M
Hide in bushes. Avoid cop flashlights, runaway carts and cabbage catapults.

On Break

Union-mandated. Bartholomew isn't going anywhere. Unless you move him.

THE DAILY DENIAL
Vol. 15¢
HEADLINE

You're Fired

How it works: Each shift you work for one town and dump Bartholomew in the other. After every successful dump the job flips, and now you work for the town that just got stuck with him. Five shifts of rising nonsense, then Endless Mode keeps the body moving forever, with everything getting faster.
Scoring: 1000 per dump, plus 25 per second left on the clock. Getting spotted costs a bribe (−300) and sends you back to the start. Out of bribes means you're fired.